Meet Brian Ong (Ming Ming).
He is a classmate of mine who is quite amusing.
Today I get to know him deeper.
Today he is broke cos he paid RM 120 for a Genting trip.
So he ordered only a roti telur for lunch.
But though he is thin, his stomach is certainly able to fit more than a pea.
Trying to save money, he even finished the sauce.
Trust me, if he was alone, im sure he will lick the plate shiny clean.

Couldn't imagine he is totally broke, i asked if he had any savings.
He does, but he says " You know, i won't touch those money. Cos when someone ask you to go out, and you say you're broke, you miss the fun. So i must save some money to prepare for those occasions. You'll never know when it'll happen"
"why, you can borrow from you friends"
"If i do so, they will just slap me on the face"
He also claims that even if he has a fatal disease, he will either recover himself or just die off.
Before that, he will burn all his money.
He thinks he should not spend those money nor let it end up on other people's hand.

Plus, when we were writing an essay on whether tourism should be encouraged,
He totally agreed.
He said there will be migration of exotic species into the country.
If you think of animals, you're wrong.
He meant chicks.
More beautiful ladies will come here and we can marry them and have babies.
" If not, would you marry all those ugly people in Malaysia? If China does not export their babes, how many pretty girls are there in Malaysia?"
Whoa, an insult to Malaysian girls.
haha..

Cos his english is so good (his essay has beautiful structures and fabulous vocab), i asked him how he could describe something so well with mesmerizing words.
" Go and read some erotic books online. They describe things very precisely , like bla bla bla....Those authors are very good at describing and you can learn new words too"
True, i thought.
But not my choice.

See, what extraordinary thoughts.
At least he have some sense of humour that he himself think he is perfectly normal.